Checkout
Square-hosted links
Each physical item opens a Square checkout page. Current links are test-mode until production Square credentials are connected.
Central Bank Museum Shop
Poyais Gift Shop
Official-style museum merch from the fictional Republic of Poyais: clean tees, caps, posters, stickers, mugs, totes, notebooks, and collector-note art. Checkout opens in Square; physical products are set up in Printful.
Founded in Confidence · 1822 · Checkout currency: CAD
Automated Fulfillment System
Checkout in Square. Fulfillment by Printful.
Fulfillment
Printful products
The physical catalogue is synced to Printful so artwork, variants, and product records exist for fulfillment.
Launch gate
Samples first
Before taking real customer money, order samples and confirm print quality, shipping settings, and final margins.
Before You Order
Museum-shop goods, made on demand
Officially fictional
Poyais is a satirical historical project. Nothing sold here is a legal document, currency, visa, passport, land claim, or government service.
Printed to order
Physical products are made on demand through Printful. Items are not pulled from a warehouse shelf.
CAD checkout
Real checkout is in Canadian dollars. Any PYD wording is part of the joke and the product design.
Quality gate
The current Square buttons are test checkout links until production payments, shipping, and sample orders are approved.
Launch Flagships
Launch Flagships
The first products to try: clean Poyais tees, caps, posters, stickers, mugs, and a tote with working test checkout links.
Apparel
Zero-Mosquito Republic T-Shirt
Soft unisex tee with restrained Poyais artwork and a museum-shop finish.
SKU: TSHIRT-ZMR-001 · Price: CAD 34
Fulfillment: T-shirts
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Headwear
Poyais Crest Cap
Low-profile cap with a clean crest treatment for everyday wear.
SKU: CAP-CREST-001 · Price: CAD 39
Fulfillment: Hats
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Map Print
Official Republic of Poyais Map Print
Museum-quality wall print for the office, studio, or hallway of national confidence.
SKU: POSTER-MAP-001 · Price: CAD 29
Fulfillment: Posters
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Sticker
National Mosquito Boundary Commission Sticker
Durable laptop/water-bottle sticker with official Poyais styling.
SKU: STK-NMBC-001 · Price: CAD 6
Fulfillment: Stickers
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Sticker
P0Y Airport Code Sticker
Durable laptop/water-bottle sticker with official Poyais styling.
SKU: STK-P0Y-001 · Price: CAD 6
Fulfillment: Stickers
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Mug
Founded in Confidence Mug
Ceramic desk mug for confident administrative mornings.
SKU: MUG-FIC-001 · Price: CAD 22
Fulfillment: Mugs
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Tote
A Nation of Rare Promise Tote
Simple cotton tote for books, groceries, maps, and questionable national documents.
SKU: TOTE-PROMISE-001 · Price: CAD 29
Fulfillment: Tote bags
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Poster
St. Joseph International Airport Poster
Museum-quality wall print for the office, studio, or hallway of national confidence.
SKU: POSTER-P0Y-001 · Price: CAD 29
Fulfillment: Posters
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Apparel
Apparel
Apparel
Founded in Confidence T-Shirt
Soft unisex tee with restrained Poyais artwork and a museum-shop finish.
SKU: TSHIRT-FIC-001 · Price: CAD 34
Fulfillment: T-shirts
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Apparel
St. Joseph International Airport T-Shirt
Soft unisex tee with restrained Poyais artwork and a museum-shop finish.
SKU: TSHIRT-P0Y-001 · Price: CAD 34
Fulfillment: T-shirts
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Apparel
Ministry of Maps T-Shirt
Soft unisex tee with restrained Poyais artwork and a museum-shop finish.
SKU: TSHIRT-MAPS-001 · Price: CAD 34
Fulfillment: T-shirts
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Apparel
From River Gold to Airport Glass T-Shirt
Soft unisex tee with restrained Poyais artwork and a museum-shop finish.
SKU: TSHIRT-RGAG-001 · Price: CAD 34
Fulfillment: T-shirts
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Headwear
Zero-Mosquito Republic Cap
Low-profile cap with a clean crest treatment for everyday wear.
SKU: CAP-ZMR-001 · Price: CAD 39
Fulfillment: Hats
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Headwear
Cazique Club Hat
Low-profile cap with a clean crest treatment for everyday wear.
SKU: CAP-CAZIQUE-001 · Price: CAD 39
Fulfillment: Hats
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Posters & Prints
Posters & Prints
Travel-poster, archive, map, and useful-productions pieces prepared for museum-shop presentation.
Poster
Black River Coast Travel Poster
Museum-quality wall print for the office, studio, or hallway of national confidence.
SKU: POSTER-BR-001 · Price: CAD 29
Fulfillment: Posters
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Poster
Gold-Bearing Rivers Heritage Poster
Museum-quality wall print for the office, studio, or hallway of national confidence.
SKU: POSTER-GOLD-001 · Price: CAD 29
Fulfillment: Posters
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Poster
Useful Productions Poster
Museum-quality wall print for the office, studio, or hallway of national confidence.
SKU: POSTER-USEFUL-001 · Price: CAD 29
Fulfillment: Posters
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Collector Notes
Collector Notes
Gold-bearing rivers, ports, useful productions, airports, and mosquito-boundary institutions translated into oversized fantasy banknote art prints. Novelty souvenirs only; not legal tender.
Collector Note
One Poyais Dollar Heritage Note
Museum-quality wall print for the office, studio, or hallway of national confidence.
SKU: NOTE-PYD-001 · Price: CAD 29
Fulfillment: Posters
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Collector Note
Five Poyais Dollar Useful Productions Note
Museum-quality wall print for the office, studio, or hallway of national confidence.
SKU: NOTE-PYD-005 · Price: CAD 29
Fulfillment: Posters
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Collector Note
Ten Poyais Dollar Zero-Mosquito Note
Museum-quality wall print for the office, studio, or hallway of national confidence.
SKU: NOTE-PYD-010 · Price: CAD 29
Fulfillment: Posters
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Collector Note
Twenty Poyais Dollar Airport Gateway Note
Museum-quality wall print for the office, studio, or hallway of national confidence.
SKU: NOTE-PYD-020 · Price: CAD 29
Fulfillment: Posters
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Collector Note
Fifty Poyais Dollar Port of Black River Note
Museum-quality wall print for the office, studio, or hallway of national confidence.
SKU: NOTE-PYD-050 · Price: CAD 29
Fulfillment: Posters
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Collector Note
One Hundred Poyais Dollar Gold-Bearing Rivers Note
Museum-quality wall print for the office, studio, or hallway of national confidence.
SKU: NOTE-PYD-100 · Price: CAD 29
Fulfillment: Posters
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Stickers
Stickers
Sticker
Recognized Where Imagined Sticker
Durable laptop/water-bottle sticker with official Poyais styling.
SKU: STK-RWI-001 · Price: CAD 6
Fulfillment: Stickers
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Sticker
Founded in Confidence Sticker
Durable laptop/water-bottle sticker with official Poyais styling.
SKU: STK-FIC-001 · Price: CAD 6
Fulfillment: Stickers
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Sticker Pack
Ministry Sticker Pack
A compact sheet of official-style Poyais marks and travel stamps.
SKU: STKPACK-MIN-001 · Price: CAD 15
Fulfillment: Sticker packs
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Sticker Pack
Poyais Passport Stamp Sticker Pack
A compact sheet of official-style Poyais marks and travel stamps.
SKU: STKPACK-PASS-001 · Price: CAD 15
Fulfillment: Sticker packs
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Mugs & Drinkware
Mugs & Drinkware
Mug
National Prosperity Dividend Mug
Ceramic desk mug for confident administrative mornings.
SKU: MUG-DIV-001 · Price: CAD 22
Fulfillment: Mugs
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Mug
Confidence-Class Lounge Mug
Ceramic desk mug for confident administrative mornings.
SKU: MUG-LOUNGE-001 · Price: CAD 22
Fulfillment: Mugs
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Mug
Ministry of Maps Desk Mug
Ceramic desk mug for confident administrative mornings.
SKU: MUG-MAPS-001 · Price: CAD 22
Fulfillment: Mugs
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Tumbler
No Mosquitoes Travel Tumbler
Ceramic desk mug for confident administrative mornings.
SKU: TUMBLER-ZM-001 · Price: CAD 22
Fulfillment: Mugs
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Bags & Notebooks
Bags & Notebooks
Notebook
Public Prosperity Account Notebook
Ruled notebook for plans, lists, and confident territorial notes.
SKU: NOTE-PPA-001 · Price: CAD 22
Fulfillment: Notebooks
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Journal
Residency by Confidence Journal
Ruled notebook for plans, lists, and confident territorial notes.
SKU: NOTE-RBC-001 · Price: CAD 22
Fulfillment: Notebooks
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Notebook
National Archive of Confidence Notebook
Ruled notebook for plans, lists, and confident territorial notes.
SKU: NOTE-ARCHIVE-001 · Price: CAD 22
Fulfillment: Notebooks
Printed on demand and fulfilled through Printful after checkout. Novelty Poyais branding only.
Digital Certificates
Digital Certificates
Digital novelty products require Square webhook + Cloudflare Worker automation before sale.
Digital Certificate
Certificate of Poyais Citizenship — Ceremonial Edition
Digital novelty item; not yet wired for delivery.
SKU: DIG-CIT-001 · Price: CAD 9
Fulfillment: Digital certificates
Digital delivery is coming soon; no legal status, travel rights, or government recognition.
Digital Coming Soon Details
Digital Certificate
Certificate of Voluntary Poyais Loss
Digital novelty item; not yet wired for delivery.
SKU: DIG-LOSS-001 · Price: CAD 9
Fulfillment: Digital certificates
Digital delivery is coming soon; no legal status, travel rights, or government recognition.
Digital Coming Soon Details
Digital Download
Digital Passport Stamp
Digital novelty item; not yet wired for delivery.
SKU: DIG-STAMP-001 · Price: CAD 9
Fulfillment: Digital certificates
Digital delivery is coming soon; no legal status, travel rights, or government recognition.
Digital Coming Soon Details
Digital Download
Officially Logged In Badge
Digital novelty item; not yet wired for delivery.
SKU: DIG-BADGE-001 · Price: CAD 9
Fulfillment: Digital certificates
Digital delivery is coming soon; no legal status, travel rights, or government recognition.
Digital Coming Soon Details
Digital Pack
Downloadable Map Pack
Digital novelty item; not yet wired for delivery.
SKU: DIG-MAPS-001 · Price: CAD 9
Fulfillment: Digital certificates
Digital delivery is coming soon; no legal status, travel rights, or government recognition.
Digital Coming Soon Details
Digital Pack
Archive PDF Cards
Digital novelty item; not yet wired for delivery.
SKU: DIG-ARCHIVE-001 · Price: CAD 9
Fulfillment: Digital certificates
Digital delivery is coming soon; no legal status, travel rights, or government recognition.
Digital Coming Soon Details
Digital Product Automation
Novelty certificates need a Worker-backed delivery path.
Customer enters display name and email, chooses certificate style, checks out through Square, then a Cloudflare Worker validates the payment, generates the PDF/PNG, emails it, and logs delivery status. Digital novelty certificate products stay clearly fictional and ceremonial.
Do not collect passport numbers, legal nationality, date of birth, government ID, SIN, or addresses for digital novelty certificates.
Acknowledgement
I understand that this is a personalized digital novelty certificate from the fictional Republic of Poyais. It does not create legal citizenship, nationality, residency, travel rights, titles, land rights, or government status.